Ahh, the ever so popular beard slang. Everybody uses it, because beards are the “in” thing right now. I wouldn’t take offense to any of them if I were you. Most of them are quite hilarious and silly if you sit down to think about it. Here are some of the most common slang used for the righteous beard.
Five o’clock Shadow
The list could go on and on. It is kind of cool to think that there are so many ways you can talk about someone’s beard. What makes it truly cool is that the beard is so unbelievably awesome that one name for it simply won’t do. My personal favorite is crumb catcher. You always gotta save some for later!
I am sure that seems like a lot of information to take in in such a short period of time. So I want to make sure you got the gist of what you should have learned out of all of this.
Anyone can grow a beard. Stop making excuses and just do it!
Discover the beard that is the best for the shape of your face and it will make all the difference.
Take care of your beard and treasure it as if it were your first born.
Beards are cooler than mustaches.
Having a beard takes a lot of work but it is totally worth it.
Chicks love beards.
If you learned at least that much then my job here is complete. Beards are the heart and soul of a manly man. He is rugged, handsome, cool, and can grow a beard, so he’s awesome. Cherish the beard, love him, and he will love you in return.